God Help Us: MTV is Publishing Travel Books

According to this story on CNN, MTV has partnered with Frommers to publish a series of travel guide books. Yes, you can now get information on things like “most awesome ancient ruins,” etc. Here are a few possible titles:

• Pimp My Backpack:
• Zen Italy–”go ahead greasy man, touch my hair, it’s cool.”
• Blackout: The Ashlee Simpson Guide to pretending you didn’t get raped in Spain
• MTV World Cribs: Your Guide to Finding Child Porn Overseas
• Jackass Abroad: How to Let Em Know You’re an American
• The Ozzy Osbourne Guide to the World’s Aviaries:or how to eat for free
• The Real World Amsterdam: Clap if it hurts to pee

Etc.